John Mayer Dreams About the Paparazzi

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John Mayer has said a lot of interesting things this week, his d*ck is a white supremacist, Jessica Simpson is a 'sexual napalm', this one really tickled my fancy. John Mayer says that even when he is having sexual dreams, a paparazzi is 'always' there. In a recent interview with a music magazine, John Mayer says "I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream too. I can't even have a wet dream without having to explain to someone who's grinding on me, 'We can't do this right now, because there's a guy over there taking pictures.' I don't know how much further I can do this before I'm a dead body on the side of the road." The irony of it all John, is that you invite us into your life. By saying idiotic things like you tend to say, we are there to catch your fall. The more controversial stories you give the magazines, the more they will want your picture. Hence, a paparazzi always following you around. Drop the act and I am sure you will drop the paparazzi. By the way, this is coming from one of your biggest fans.

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