John Mayer Realizes He Is a Douche

John Mayer via last.fm

Singer John Mayer has been in hot water lately for spilling the beans on his ex Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. He claimed in a Playboy interview, that Jessica Simpson was like crack cocaine to him and that he was addicted to her. Like any drug he says, it's not good for you so he had to give it up. "That girl, for me, is a drug," he says of Simpson, "And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me." On talking about his other quest, Jennifer Aniston, he says that she hated the new times of celebs tweeting, and therefore couldn't be with him because of his tweeting ways. Along with this comments, he made a stupid comment, about his d*ck being a white supremacist because basically it only gets turned on by white girls. There has been a major backlash for the comments he made, and now he is saying he is sorry for trying to be too 'clever'. According to Mayer, him being so candid in interviews is only his attempt at protecting himself from 'constant persecution' that may or may not be there. He wanted to be clever and not let what other people say bother him but in the process he has turned into a real 'snake'. He gives a heartfelt apology about the comments he made and how it was stupid to try to use a word like the 'N' word in a clever way.



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